[unsends]

bf: babe come over

me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis

bf: my parents aren’t home

me: are any of us really, truly….home?

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

This is so awesome where is my modern day love story

[transparent-miracle]

You make me feel fantastic

[manbootypokeball]

This is a rim job…

This is eating ass…

Know the difference.

[shia-mortem]

this is jesus. follow him

[manbootypokeball]

Does he want his ass ate?

[plasticroyal]

you know he do

[cosmic-noir]

Originally posted by stuffthatistrending

[thatguuuurl]

…plz

[bensllo]

*gets excited about the story i’m going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*

[tayloralison-smith]

There will be no further explanation 

There will just be reputation